I'm Xander. I'm asian. I'm jewish. I'm weird.

thinkabeat:

★★★ SCOTT PILGRIM COMICS GIVE AWAY ★★★

Oh hey hello
You know about the re-released coloured comics? I’m getting them! So I decided to give away my box and share the Scott Pilgrim love with someone else.

● I’ll ship it anywhere / I mean, c’mon, let’s make it fair.

● It’s not new, I’ve read them several times but they aren’t damaged.

You could get:

● A pretty and nice box

● Volume 1- 6 (the complete series in b&w)

● A cool poster

These are the rules:

● I’ll randomly pick a winner on May 29th

● You may reblog up to 3 times and likes count as well.

● You don’t have to be following me, IDK why people say that but it’s a rule to mention it I guess.

● You’ll need to have your ask box open so I can contact you! If the user does not reply on 3 days, I’ll be picking someone else.


That’s all I guess! (◡‿◡✿)

I can’t wish you all good luck but yeah, good luck, bonne chance.

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fallenxstar:

neart13:

fallenxstar replied to your post: You’re the ones calling me a Jew!

THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A JEW!

Ellie!

I don’t know, why Jew we hate you?

Because Jew have a problem with her.

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  • Question: You should get off your tits... And on someone else's! Happy birthday man! - neart13
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  • Question: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONGTONG ZANDER! - smokybanjo
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    Thanks! But Xander has an X in it.

I wish I could, but it’s not legal for me to do that though. America has horrible laws.

I wish I could, but it’s not legal for me to do that though. America has horrible laws.

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How should I celebrate it?

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Add me, my username for draw something is dongtong. Words with Friends is dong_tong.

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Your nickname can be smokey and one of the car skins is called flip.  Sounds like this game had people in mind while being developed.

I should have mentioned that I was to be fucking shit up at school.  If I fuck shit up, then condoms should help anyway.

I should have mentioned that I was to be fucking shit up at school.  If I fuck shit up, then condoms should help anyway.